Englise Haikus

I watched a retrun

Monday, December 8th, 2008

Picture by poo_don

Anytime I reuse the same phrase twice, I wanna see someone shout “I watched a retrun!” in the comments. Also, I need to point out that Living Englise does not reflect the general level of English education in Korea. This is a shady publisher who tried to make a quick buck, became a joke, and now their book is available only in dollar stores and street markets. If I don’t point that out my Korean friends will beat me up.

Englise Interviews

Beware of fire.

Sunday, December 7th, 2008

hazeraccoon asks: what will happen to me when I die?

Englise Interviews

Make it snapy

Saturday, December 6th, 2008

captainseby asks: What is the meaning of life?

strammermax: Was that how Dumbledore died?

thespus: Haw!

Englise Interviews

The affair was on the front page

Friday, December 5th, 2008

thespus asks: Didn’t I see you on TV?

thespus: It wasn’t that lurid office scandal I read about, was it?

thespus: Yes! With the two men that mistook the prostitute for an animal trainer! Which one were you?

thespus: I apologize. It’s really none of my business. It’s just that I’ve never met anyone famous before. Can you forgive my rude behavior?

Englise Haikus

Bike haiku

Thursday, December 4th, 2008

Englise Reviews

www.neo.org

Thursday, December 4th, 2008

A review of the Swiss call-to-action site neo.org

It’s not just the best thing on the internet, it is the internet!

Englise Interviews

Give a birth

Wednesday, December 3rd, 2008

Get your questions answered in Englise! The e-mail address is located in the sidebar.

thirdhand asks: What can you tell me about yourself?

thirdhand: That’s fantastic! How do you feel?

thirdhand: I’m so happy for you, but I have one more question! What do you know about the name of the baby?



thirdhand: Oh no! What will be done?!

thirdhand:Are there any alternatives?

thirdhand: Winner: Ryan Estrada! Ding Ding Ding!

thirdhand: You win whatever your heart most desires. Tell me, what is your heart’s desire? I’ll go get it for you!

Englise News

Living Englise Everyday

Tuesday, December 2nd, 2008

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