fairy_wench asks: Want to finish my American Lit final for me?

discogoatrider asks: If you had to choose between a bear and Kurt Cobain which one would you choose?

pierreispierre asks: Where can I find the gay bar?

pierreispierre: That’s what I asked you!

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anthony040n asks:Do you have a suggestion for a good Christmas present?

xiann asks: I need a good revenge. Can you recommend one?

phrasemuffin asks: What do you want to be when you grow up?


phrasemuffin: Don’t you think that’s asking a bit much?

phrasemuffin: What kind of work do you do, exactly, that’s worth so much? It’s not illegal, is it?

timtylor asks: Where can I purchase treacle after 9pm?

Bryan asks: What’s your favorite sexual position?



Bryan: How many peeps does it take?