zimfusion asks: Would you marry me?

carebear8six asks: how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop?

jedipirate asks: *gasp* She said what?

xblankstarex asks: What is mankind’s ultimate purpose on this planet?

dbadhandshakes asks: What is your favorite exotic pet?

duelmasterp asks: My computer freezes when I try to compile my code. What should I do?

fairy_wench asks: Want to finish my American Lit final for me?

discogoatrider asks: If you had to choose between a bear and Kurt Cobain which one would you choose?

pierreispierre asks: Where can I find the gay bar?

pierreispierre: That’s what I asked you!

anthony040n asks:Do you have a suggestion for a good Christmas present?