A while ago, I stumbled upon an odd little error-ridden language book called Living Englise Everyday. I marveled at how they were able to misspell the name of the language they were teaching not only on the cover of this book, but its sequel.

I ran this site to make fun of it for a while, but stopped updating after I figured I had uncovered all the funny this series had to offer.

But then, while strolling through the market over the weekend, I was proven wrong.

Here’s the scene at Living Englise Headquarters, as I picture it. Manager busts into the room.

“You’ve made us a laughing stock!!!” he exclaims, “the word ‘English’ is supposed to have an H in it!”

“Well the new printing is just about to go out,” the employee replies.

“For godsakes, make sure it has an H in it!”

“Where does the H go?”

“Just put in lots of H’s!” the manager grunts.

tessibean asks: What can you do with a problem like Maria?

stocktaking asks: Can you describe the dangers of using Han’gul as a pronunciation guide for English? Pardon me: Englise.

asp55 asks: Where should I go?

asp55: Is it hard to find?

wizardelfgirl asks: How will I die?

Photo from Bill on Capitol Hill

aelirri asks: What is your take on human cloning?

Jeffrey asks: Where can I get some good dental work done?

Bez asks: What are your immediate plans? I hope you haven’t been planning any more kidnappings!

Bez: Why are you always meddling in my ways? Why are you undermining everything I do? Why do you never keep your promises? Why are you so egregious?



Bez: Making bold threats on my life only further illustrates your true, machiavellian nature. I’m not intimidated!
Do you have something to feel guilty about that even I don’t know about?



Bez: Your further threats and accusations only further illustrate your evil nature.
Seriously, why are you digging yourself into this hole?
Don’t you know that good always triumphs?

witchdoctors asks: I have these green scabs on my arms. What should I do?